FRIENDS FIRST. SALES SECOND. LOVE THIRD. IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.
It sure was hard to pair this head paper pusher with a phrase that wasn’t super cringe-y. But after some serious office meetings, e-mails, e-mail reminders, a weird butt dial conference call, and a pre-celebratory box of Krispy Kremes, we finally managed to find something we wouldn’t mind being followed up with “That’s what she said.”